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narputo:

geeksquadgangbang:

Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ

This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever

(via hererightmeow)

enlargers:

forebidden:


this is the coolest website ive ever  seen omfg 

http:/ /www.touchofmodern.com/

how in the world am i supposed to get into a cardboard carton…. this lock has definitely thwarted me… there’s just no way around it the carton might as well be made of steel now

(via acquirednumbness)

I’m going to try harder to love ME

(Source: brilliantbrun3tt3us, via acquirednumbness)

Anonymous asked: How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?

kikinickmc:

ctron164:

torisoulphoenix:

scarlettmd5:

sej1997:

sadisticgames:

First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period. 

I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

This. Is. Awesome!

Bravo! You are a catch!

Perfect!!!!!!

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THIS is proper behavior !!! Bless you sir !!

Bless this post and this guy is a proper gentleman!

ibringmotivation:

This is so important!
sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

jedichrisx:

And kids that’s what really counts

(Source: wellmuddasick, via hererightmeow)

whisperedscreaming:

Fukitol- The All Purpose Pill
love-maddi:

Quotes- Love - Depression- Relateable-  Personal
love-maddi:

Quotes- Love - Depression- Relateable-  Personal

brispeak:

These are some of the most amazing life hack DIY house things I’ve ever seen, and there’s 40 more in the source link!

(Source: BuzzFeed)

truebluemeandyou:

DIY 2 Ingredient Nutella Cake Recipe and Tutorial from Kirbie’s Cravings. Note: the author of the recipe writes that if you don’t follow the instructions exactly this cake will not come out as it should.

homedepot:

Thanks to our friends at Remodelaholic for the in-depth tutorial on how to repurpose a simple card table into a useful, sharp-lookin’ storage console table! DIY here: remodelaholic.com/2013/05/build-a-storage-console-table/