Lucy, 17, San diego CA,
and I like cats...alot.

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

blogilates:

The 1000 SQUAT CHALLENGE. Do 100 reps of each. Time how long it took you. Took me 40 minutes. Legs and butt were DYING!

Do the full length video with me here: http://youtu.be/fF71IJUXGOk

Reblog if you plan on doing this!

Remember to be careful. This workout is NOT EASY. So take breaks when you need it and only push yourself to a level of slight discomfort but not to the point where you’re going to hurt yourself. 

Have fun!

Cassey

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

itspartyrehab:

Sugared Up Cocktail
Ingredients & Measurements:
Vodka
Koolaid Packets (Your Choice Of Flavors)
Water
Sugar
Blender
Candy
Mason Jars
Instructions:
Fill your blender with ice. Add your desired amount of vodka (2-3 oz. per cup/1 oz. per color). Add desired amount of sugar (if making large batch use recommended serving on Koolaid). Add your color of Koolaid (if making a big batch use whole pack/if making single serving use less). Add water 1/2 - 1 cup is about right but adjust it so it’s an actual slushy when blended. Pour into mason jar. My favorite way is to have different colors of Koolaid and layer them so they look really cool! Add your choice of candy to the top for garnish.
Garnishes:
Twizzlers
Gummy Worms
Gum Balls
Sour Gummy Bears
Gummy Bears
Peach Rings
Swedish Fish
Sour Gummy Worms
Bubble Gum

itspartyrehab:

Sugared Up Cocktail

Ingredients & Measurements:

  • Vodka
  • Koolaid Packets (Your Choice Of Flavors)
  • Water
  • Sugar
  • Blender
  • Candy
  • Mason Jars

Instructions:

Fill your blender with ice. Add your desired amount of vodka (2-3 oz. per cup/1 oz. per color). Add desired amount of sugar (if making large batch use recommended serving on Koolaid). Add your color of Koolaid (if making a big batch use whole pack/if making single serving use less). Add water 1/2 - 1 cup is about right but adjust it so it’s an actual slushy when blended. Pour into mason jar. My favorite way is to have different colors of Koolaid and layer them so they look really cool! Add your choice of candy to the top for garnish.

Garnishes:

  • Twizzlers
  • Gummy Worms
  • Gum Balls
  • Sour Gummy Bears
  • Gummy Bears
  • Peach Rings
  • Swedish Fish
  • Sour Gummy Worms
  • Bubble Gum

narputo:

geeksquadgangbang:

Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ

This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever

enlargers:

forebidden:


this is the coolest website ive ever  seen omfg 

http:/ /www.touchofmodern.com/

how in the world am i supposed to get into a cardboard carton…. this lock has definitely thwarted me… there’s just no way around it the carton might as well be made of steel now

I’m going to try harder to love ME

Anonymous asked: “How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?”

kikinickmc:

ctron164:

torisoulphoenix:

scarlettmd5:

sej1997:

sadisticgames:

First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period. 

I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

This. Is. Awesome!

Bravo! You are a catch!

Perfect!!!!!!

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THIS is proper behavior !!! Bless you sir !!

Bless this post and this guy is a proper gentleman!

ibringmotivation:

This is so important!

ibringmotivation:

This is so important!

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

jedichrisx:

And kids that’s what really counts